1.My Old Man's A Fatso (Angry Samoans)
Lyricist：Mike Saunders
My old man's a fatso
Locked inside my bedroom
Seein' the picture up on the wall
I need a little elbowroom
I need space man that ain't all
First thing you like or not
Folks jump on my case
Get a job, take the dishes out
Put the trash back in its place
Someday when I'm louder
I'll put them in their place
'Cause my old man's a fatso
A bathtub for a mouth
My old man's a fatso
You know he owns this house
Cruisin' on a highway
It feels so good to see open space
I don't feel like a basket case
Turn the radio up to ten
You know I've found my place, yeah
Get a job, put the dishes out
Put the trash back in its place
Now that I'm a man
I'm gonna put them in their place
'Cause my old man's a fatso
A bathtub for a mouth
My old man's a fatso
You know he owns this house
2.I Can't Stand You
Lyricist：E. Mcdaniel
I didn't know my name, my girlfriend is a pain
My mom and dad they really freak me out
I'm really fucking fried, why am I alive？
Mom and dad they always scream and shout
I was a high school psychopath, part two
High school psychopath, fuck you
High school psychopath, like you
High school psychopath, go
School so fucking lame,there's rats inside my brain
My mom and dad they really freak me out
I'm really fucking fried, why am I alive？
Mom and dad they always scream and shout
I was a high school psychopath, part two
High school psychopath fuck you
High school psychopath, like you
High school psychopath, go
I'm all alone, it's just me, I want no part of LSD
Your ruffled hippy vest looks great
But it's no longer '68
Cut you hair you god damned fool
Please understand that I hate you
Jump off a bride and please us all
They'll really miss you at the mall
There's something crazy in my head
All I wanna do is cry, I can't figure out just why
All I wanna do is cry, but I'd rather see you die
High school psychopath, high school psychopath
High school psychopath, high school psychopath
High school psychopath, high school psychopath
3.Nothing To Do
Lyricist：Jimmy Dorsey, Paul Madeira
Said, you called me, fucking lied
You little bitch, you deserve to die
I'm just sitting, pulling my pud
With a dirty magazine and a six of Bud
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
You said, we'd go see a flick
You said that you'd suck my dick
Then I saw you with that jock
And all I can say is, 'What the fuck？'
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
4.Ursula Finally Has Tits
Lyricist：Eden Ahbez
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13 year old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention's undivided, dammit we're excited
'Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright
Ursula finally has tits, outta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits
She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought
Max-Pads, tampons and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention's undivided, dammit we're excited
'Cause Ursula finally has tits
5.I Can't Get Over You
Lyricist：Bowman Don (usa 1), King Jackson, Young Chip (usa)
Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the
same
Time flies, and I realize what I thought was love was just a
game
Passing by the places where you used to be
What I wouldn't give to have you here with me
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you
Sometimes I think I lost my mind wishing myself back to
yesterday
You said you'd wished that I was dead, I know I'd be better off
that way
But nothing's lasts forever, yeah I know it's true
Still I can't believe that we are really through
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you
6.Hawaii
Do you wanna go
Straight to Hawaii？
(Hawaii)
Hawaii
(Hawaii)
Straight to Hawaii
(Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do
(Honolulu, Waikiki)
You wanna come along with me？
(Do you wanna come along with me？)
I heard about all the pretty girls
With their grass skirts
Down to their knees
All my life I wanted to see
The island called Hawaii
Go to Hawaii
(Hawaii)
Hawaii
(Hawaii)
Straight to Hawaii
(Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do
(Honolulu, Waikiki)
You wanna come along with me？
(Do you wanna come along with me？)
Now I don't know what town you're from
But don't tell me that they got bigger waves
'Cause everyone that goes
Comes back with nothing but raves
That's in Hawaii
(Hawaii)
Hawaii
(Hawaii)
That's in Hawaii
(Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do
(Honolulu, Waikiki)
You wanna come along with me？
(Do you wanna come along with me？)
And pretty soon this Winter they'll hold
The surfing championship of the year
Surfer guys and girls
Will be coming from far and near
Go to Hawaii
(Hawaii)
Hawaii
(Hawaii)
Go to Hawaii
(Hawaii, Hawaii)
Oh do
(Honolulu, Waikiki)
You wanna come along with me？
(Do you wanna come along with me？)
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